=WRONG
1690 CALORIES of gross but good lord i just pray i do not stumble upon one of these after drinking.
=WRONG
1690 CALORIES of gross but good lord i just pray i do not stumble upon one of these after drinking.
Rehearsal for sketch packet at iO.
Shooting webseries (a special needs brain child) with the help of a very talented mrs Alissa Ford and equally as skilled mr Jeff Beeeffeff Passino.
Could I b mo stoked? HEW NAW
Sugarfish wins by a blue crab landslide
This is like the really sad version of Chelsea Handler's "Are you there, Vodka? It's me Chelsea."
"You're always there, Chexmix" is the next chapter of the self-help book I'm writing for myself.
Basically I've been eating way too much Chexmix. It's just happened. It's my favorite food and well, sometimes, as humans, we get gluttonous and we seek our favorites...daily.
The fact is Chexmix is and always will be there. You don't have to wait for Chexmix to text you back. You don't have to worry about how you look around Chexmix (even the fancy Turtle kind). You don't have to get emotionally involved with Chexmix. It is the ONLY Friends with Benefits scenario that will EVER work. The Chex feel wanted and you get your fix. (Take a page from my book Mila Kunis' and Timberlake's of the world)
All of that being said...I got a trainer. Starting Monday AM I will be sweatin to the '00's with Tanya. She's going to do the 'ol Jillian Michaels on my ass and I couldn't be more excited to get my chexmixbiscs KICKED! Then I will not feel so much guilt as I snuggle up with my Traditional or Cheddar or Peanut Lovers or Turtle or Hot & Spicy (ow owwww) or for my night's out on the town...Bold Party Blend. Chexmix is not just a mix of chex, pretzels, peanuts and love...it's a way of life. A Bold Party Blend of life's treasures.
Just I Case You Are On The Same Track
http://www.chex.com/snacks/products.aspx
BUT that will be ending Monday...I will be taking a month off of the SAUCE! God help me...
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PS THESE ARE CLOUDS!!!!!
When you have a black eye you reallly want it to be a great, hardcore type story.
Everyone: Oh dang, what happened?
Right Answers: A vicious whiskey-fueled bar fight. OR A cat fight over some unworthy fellow. OR A flash mob gone awry.
Wrong Answer: Yoga
Ooo Big Sur. More like Big Sure. Absolutely Sure you're gonna have the time of your life.
Henry Miller Library
Fernwood Bar
1 year anniversary with Trevor Meeker (the amazing guy who got us into Arcade Fire last year)
Snack time with hippies
EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY
Josh offering to share our room with the hippies then asking for my approval right in front of the hippies
The freshest air money can't buy
The Big Sur Bakery sans Arcade Fire this time but still...
Cheerleading for chess
Nietzsche & Roald Dahl
Real explosions in the sky...
Josh telling everyone all night about his fireworks then setting them off..."no one one will know who it was!"
Sunrise surprise...Fernwood bartender's delish concoction
Watching art
I was a hippie until I checked my stocks