Make it a bloooooze day
Got a new shweater itz fall
Toooozday
Splashin funtime safari
Pools. Oceans. What next? I need a lake.
Mom + LA = real trouble
VMA Report
Miley Cyrus
She wins
Detox Television Blues
When you can't eat anything and you turn on the tv...you want to eat everything.
These bastard advertisers are goooooood.
In 1 commercial break between sex and the city's overly witty banter........
•Buttery lobster and beer @ Joe's Crab Shack
•sandwich eaters in Gieco commersh
•7up 10 calorie mess
•Brookside chocolate covered berries
•tostitos party
•Red Robin burger fest
•Proactive ... which at this point I would eat
And then back to S n the C where they lunch.
Boooooo
some advice for those of you trying to do life
here is some of the best advice I can give! that no one asked for!
- don't drink 5 glasses of warm wine in the sun/pool and then eat 18 fingers of the deep fried chicken variety
- don't "try' scotch, leave scotch drinking to the people who already have it running through their bloodstream
- don't yell back when a nut-job of a lady calls you the 'c' word in traffic. save your yells for fires or bugs or the One Direction movie that drops in august
- DO eat ice cream in the morning even when it's not your birthday or friday
- do always answer the phone when it rings. it might be the call you never knew you were getting. and even if it's just a bill collector, that's what hanging up was invented for.
- don't worry about being trendy. whatever you are wearing will be popular sometime
Table Read for WILD KAT
Love playing Kat. Meow!
Got to catch some fresh air this weekend!
Outderrrrrs!