Coming soon....
....but here's a sneak peak...

DON'T...
"...not include a damn stamp on the RSVP card!"
-Stacey

"...make everyone pay for the (4th) shower you're throwing for yourself!" "Shit"
-Catrina

"...shimmy your ta-ta's at your dad when you have your father daughter dance."
-Non gross people

.....Bonus....
"Some people just don't appreciate my racism"
-the groom