Don't mess with her...SHE ON THE PHOOONE...

Jus Playin'! She gettin her drank on....

It'S a CELL phone FLASK!...Trick people into thinking you have friends and important things to talk about and then blindside them when you take a swig of your favorite ye ol grandpappies bourbon IN PUBLIC...TODAY!

If anyone knows where to get more of these please let me know! I need 45.

Also, if the company that makes these sees this and wants to use this as an ad campaign and wants rights to the insanely catchy slogan I wrote...just contact my people (the half jews) and we'll settle that up.