•I roll my eyes at people when we have to take our shoes off. To relate.
•I make friends with the female octogenarians flying solo.
•I stare too long.
•I drink beer at any/every hour.
•I take advantage of the "add a shot for $3" deals.
•I realize I may have a problem.
•I judge everyone.
•I try to make old lady friends (did I mention this one? It's the deal talking now)
•I trust no one.
•I get scared.
•I cry reading the dust covers of books.
•I wonder why waitresses aren't nicer to me.
•I stop yelling at the tv screen.
•I fire the waitress at Rock Bottom.
•I roll my eyes at everyone.
•I stare at the girls who look way too good to be on a flight.
•I try to apply makeup in the bathroom.
•I get more beer (and deals).
•I cry.
•I roll my eyes.
•I cry.
•I book my next flight. Fun!