...and had the time of my life!
The movie was incredible! I'm in like 4 seconds of it but so grateful to have been a part of such a cool project! So crazy proud of Matt Piedmont!
Plus
An unexpected highlight: a chat with Maya Rudolph and Fred Armisen which included a Cacoa bit.
Luck o the Irish?? We're close to St. Patty's day so .....Maaaaybe. Whatever it is....ize feelin lucky.
Twas the 3rd lottery show I attended and the 3rd time my name was drawn.
The most fun!
Last night was crazylalacoolpantssnacks (look out for this phrase catching on...).
The Groundlings performing were Edi Patterson, Jeremy Rowley, Christen Sussin, and Jim Rash...as in the Oscar winner Jim Rash. Blaaaah coool! Oops I mean crazylalacoolpantssnacks!!
My name was the last girls name drawn for the second act so I ran down a la Price Is Right and played with some heros for an hour.
Dream come true type stuff.
Let's find a decent, normal human being on the street. Found one...!
Now, we can all agree this guy needs a maaaajor redo.
First, we gotta get him a Bible!
Second, we must teach him to stop treating women as an equal and to definitely stop banging them because birth control and condoms are bad. (Dude, don't ask your mom what she thinks...she's a slut.) Also, gays. Teach him to preach how wrong being gay is. We've done that, great!
Third, let's get some repression and poundage going on!
Fourth, he must know to stop recycling. Global Warming is a heap of bologna (that will definitely decompose gracefully in one of the lavish landfills that decorates our great planet).
Fifth, we're gonna make sure he unlearns everything he learned in college. College=duuuuumb. Get yer buns back to basics...the Bible yo! That's all you need to know. Ever ever. (that's in Corinthians)
Sixth, let's get our guy (abs) here a few mill to donate to his favorite charity!!! AKA that Santorum SuperPAC! Charity is fun!
Seventh and most important, he's gotta start looking backwards not forwards! Bye Bye progressive thinking of the past...look past(er) into the past past past. Making no sense is a big part of what he needs to do now too. Remember that, make no sense, do it a lot, repreat the nonscensicalallity over and over. Ever ever. (also in Corinthians)
IT'S TIME TO GET OUR MAN OUT OF THE MACHINE....
And here he comes....good and REPUBLICANIZED....
ooooo I can't wait to see....
oooop, getting there........
and after a few graceful years of aging...let's see what our lucky bachelor has in store...
sooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!
Aren't we all lucky he got snapped up that day by our Fox News team to treat him to a Republicanize Make-Over!?!
That's all for now. Thanks for tuning in.
This show was brought to you by Rush, eye of Newt, and dumb observations.
SO, someone uploaded the series. Not sure who and not sure if that is legal but twas fun to watch again...
Imagined-Up/Directed By: Matt Piedmont
Brick's Voice: Marc Evan Jackson
Lady Voices: My face
Set Design: Mark Snelgrove
Editor: David Trachtenberg
Producer: Nate Young
Listening to Ghandi's grandson talk on KPCC.
Sorry for passive violence.
I love everyone!
I love it when videos are educational AND tell you how to help!
Yes.
A+.
Obama
Status
Jayden Pinkett-Smith
Race
Parody + Original Characters + So smart
SO SO SO Smart.
Why are you all white and fat? Some are really tan too...like they spend a lot of time on a gulf course. Why is that? Why do you all look the same?
And you're against gay people having equal rights, and your horrible to women, and your racist. WHY??
Just wondering.
