http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2027868/?ref_=nv_sr_1
To Selfie or Not To Selfie
Is it the grossest? Yes
Is it somehow satisfying? Yes
Why?
I think it has to do with the fact that people now a days want to know that what they are doing at any given moment is "important" or "note worthy."
It's not. But for some reason we feel better thinking it could be.
To Selfie or Not To Selfie
Let me just ask, are you glad you know this is something I did in my bathroom alone?
17.5 Ways To Waste Time
1. READ LISTS LIKE THIS (ex: 10 Things Successful People DON'T DO (#1 on the list being read lists like this))
2. Wait for 14 GIFS from The Little Mermaid to load
3. Look at a compilation of pictures of people who miiight be farting
4. Write a list like this
5. Dink around on facebook until you know everything going on in the lives of people you went to pre-K with. ...Aaand you're all dinked out... Oh but there are New Stories ... dink
6. Make sure you know what the people you follow on instagram have liked in the last 8 mins
7. Click on that 1 Insta that catches your eye (usually some babe who's peepers swallow you whole) and find yourself 67w's deep in their history
8. Contemplate then try to figure out SnapChat
9. Rationalize spending 20 minutes looking at photoshopped pictures of the Disney princesses post-menopause (self-esteem)
10. Read a list of the 23 Things That Happen At Work (is work on that list?)
11. Try to figure out SnapChat
12. Read a whole Facebook comment thread that involves you in no way
13. Snap chat?
14. Figure out which "OC" character you are. Because of the relevance obviously.
(http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/which-oc-character-are-you?s=mobile)
15. Look at pictures of all the Disney characters photoshopped to have Beyonce's biscuits and Miley's hair (will someone make this?)
16. The Internet
17. Snap Chat
.5 Can I Snap Chat this thing I just wrote?
Finished Advanced @ The Groundlings!!
Can't wait to start Sunday Company!!!!
Answering Questions From My Fans
Liberace & Scaaaaat
Halloween '013
Deep Thoughts by Jack Blandy
Directions
We're all looking for the most direct route. #emojidepth
Spoils. Of. Babylon. Jan 9
Buckle up babies!
http://www.ifc.com/shows/the-spoils-of-babylon/blog/2013/10/the-spoils-of-babylon-trailer
Advanced Show last night!!
A freaking ball!!!